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Pocket Watchers Never Sign Checks Unisex Pocket Graphic Tee

$35

You can count our money all damn day—but it still won’t build yours.

The Pocket Watchers Never Sign Checks Unisex Pocket Tee is for anyone tired of people watching their pockets, questioning their success, and staying buried in business that doesn’t belong to them.

The front features a genuine sewn chest pocket with “FOR THE POCKET WATCHERS” printed in electric blue and a savage skeletal middle-finger graphic rising from the pocket.

The full back design features a hard-hat skull surrounded by industrial pumps, motors, valves, and piping with the message:

“POCKET WATCHERS NEVER SIGN CHECKS.”
“YOU COUNTIN’ OUR MONEY AIN’T GONNA BUILD YOURS.”
“MIND YOUR BUSINESS.”
“WE BUILD. WE GRIND. WE DON’T EXPLAIN SHIT.”

Shirt Details:

  • Black unisex pocket T-shirt
  • Electric-blue, white, gray, and gunmetal artwork
  • Small statement design on the front pocket
  • Large detailed industrial graphic on the back
  • High-quality full-color DTF graphics
  • Comfortable everyday unisex fit
  • True to size
  • Size up for a relaxed or oversized fit
  • Designed and pressed by Filthy Wings Co.

Care Instructions:

  • Turn inside out before washing
  • Machine wash in cold water
  • Use mild detergent
  • Do not use bleach or fabric softener
  • Hang dry for the longest design life
  • Tumble dry on low if necessary
  • Do not iron directly over the graphics

Jeans, shoes, wallet, and accessories shown in the product photos are not included.

Pocket watchers can keep watching—we’re still building.

Color Selected: Black
Size Selected: XS

✦ Made to order — ships in 3–5 business days · Free shipping over $80

Made to order in the USA — printed fresh, just for you
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The Lowdown

Dirt on the tires,
attitude on your chest

This isn't your average tee. The Built Different. Driven Dirty. design pairs a blooming purple butterfly with pistons and horsepower — because you can be pretty and filthy at the same time.

Printed on a buttery-soft unisex blend that holds up wash after wash, ride after ride. Whether you're deep in the mud pit or just running errands with an attitude, this one says everything you're thinking — out loud.

Pair it with a matching tumbler and you're set for the whole weekend.

Unisex relaxed fit — true to size. Soft cotton-blend, mid-weight, pre-shrunk. If you're between sizes or want it oversized, size up. Available XS–2XL in Black, Gray & White.

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print. No bleach — keep those wings loud and proud for the long haul.

Every piece is made to order and ships within 3–5 business days. Free U.S. shipping over $80, expedited options at checkout. Want a custom color, wording or bulk order for your crew? Message us — your ideas, our designs.

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